Big Change Gonna Come

Vic has a genie that he’d like to lock in a box and dump in the ocean. Well, maybe that’s going a little too far. But he’d sure like lock him in a box anyway. Still, who could blame him? Omar, a 1200 year old genie, is about as unlikable as a genie can get – to men. But not to women.

And when he’s not charming women, he’s making Vic’s life a living hell. What with all of the pranks, the insults, and – hey, is he really going after Vic’s girlfriend? But there’s an easy fix for Vic. All he’s got to do is come up with three perfect wishes really fast, and Omar is out of his life, forever. Sure. It sounds easy.

But what does Vic want? What should he wish for? And how should he wish for it? Because if Vic doesn’t say his wishes just right, Omar could steal from somebody… or hurt somebody… or kill somebody… or kill lots of people… or destroy the planet… or… Well, that would suck. What would you wish for?